I have created many words which I am certain you will enjoy.
Accomplivade, 1. Accomplish + Evade = Accomplivade. 2. To accomplish a task by evading it.
Babaktivate, 1. To unleash the power of Babak (me). (By Christa Favot)
Backtangulate, 1. A method to reach an answer.
Bitchhiker, 1. The name of my colleague Logggrrr's groundbreaking boy band.
Blowwet, 1. The opposite of blowdry. 2. If you know what I mean.
Borantic, 1. Bore + Romantic = Borantic.
Clamjob, 1. Slang for cunnilingus: oral sex performed on a woman. 2. Complementary to blowjob, the slang for fellatio. 3. Abbreviated as CJ whereas a blowjob is abbreviated as BJ. 4. The C in CJ rhymes with the B in BJ. 5. C follows B in the alphabet. 6. This word is not derogatory to women. I have vetted the word and it is unanimously adored.
Disgustibating, 1. Truly disgusting.
Fantasticoliculously, 1. Simply fantastic.
Insomnomaniac, 1. A night person.
Idiotest, 1. The most idiotic.
Katty Kit, 1. Kitty Cat.
Lorne Greene, 1. The Chronic.
Nivincible, 1. Nivi + Invincible = Nivincible. (By Christa Favot and Michael Cyrulnik)
Poosh Poosh, 1. The police. 2. The Hello Kitty way to say po po.
Psychrowave, 1. Psycho + Microwave = Psychrowave.
Restercise, 1. Rest + Excersize = Restercise. 2. It is important to get enough rest between sets.
Slawesome, 1. Cole Slaw + Awesome = Slawesome. 2. The best cole-slaw you have ever had.
Smoothtastic, 1. Smooth + Fantastic = Smoothtastic. 2. The smoothest in smooth.
Soft-On, 1. The antithesis of a hard-on. 2. Not simply flaccid, but completely turned off. 3. True softness.
Stefanitely, 1. Stephanie + Definitely = Stefanitely.
Failure is an option, 1. Weightlifting motto.
It's not that I don't believe in true love, I just don't want to invest in it, 1. On pre-nuptial agreements.
Oh, the vanity!, 1. Analogue to 'Oh, the humanity!'
Night: When the Competition Sleeps, 1. Inspiring slogan to reach your dreams.
The first part of being righteous is being right, 1. True wit.
There is no "me" in team, 1. Recognizing the value of the team.
Cubble, 1. Cuter than cuddle. (By Christa Favot. (No wonder.))
Fruck, 1. Fuck + Truck = Fruck.
Skittens, 1. Mittens for the feet. 2. Mocks, Sockatens, Sockittens.